This is so just for fun and has nothing to do with any sort of seriousness, but will help settle an argument between Darlene and I. We were talking the other day and it turns out we have different thoughts around peeing in the shower. I’m not going to say which of us is totally for it and which of us has never done it, but it got me thinking about what the general consensus is out there. The question is simple, and anonymous, so you can answer honestly. Do you pee in the shower?
It’s our first poll, and what a way to kick off the polls. I promise they’ll be more enlightened from here on out (probably, except for Friday Fun)
There will be no prizes awarded, but the answer may surprise you, me and even Darlene – No, not Darlene.
Before you send me tons of comments about how inapropriate a question this is, I want to just say that I’m willing to bet money, and I’m not a betting man, that you’ve always wanted to know the results of this poll. You may be the CEO of a fortune 500 company, an actor or actress or even a pastor or rabbi – and I’m sure it’s come up at one time or another, so don’t tell me your not even a little bit curious.
and for the record, she dared me to post this poll and to be honest, I hesitated a bit. Just a bit.

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I pee in the shower sometimes!!!!
It’s really the only way I can actually pee like a man and get away with it.
I knew you were going to post that. Did you see that the related posts for this were both YOUR posts? Now THATS funny
oh shush, you thought is was hilarious!
haha
and no I didnt notice until you said something
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. I am seriously laughing so fuckin hard right now, and I’m not even sure why!!!!
of course i pee in the shower. its just natural.
I’m pretty sure EVERYONE has done it at least once.
Yup – peeing in the shower is not only enjoyable, but it saves water – you’re in there anyway, it’s the same drain, and you clean up afterwards. It also saves time in the morning – shower and pee at the same time. It’s perfection.
nope.
Leaves rings.
Especially if you fill the tub.
hehe
You know, Rob, this reminds me of the “Do you pick your nose?” question. I believe there are 2 types of people…those who pick their nose and those who lie about it!
Maybe that should be your next poll?
What is really surprising me is how many reads this post gets but they’re not voting.
That’s right everyone, I’m secretly tracking you, your IP address and where you live so I can track you down later if you vote the wrong way.
Geesh – if you’re reading the post, pick an answer! What’s up?
Wez, I am still chuckling/gagging over the ring around the tub comment…how big IS your bladder?
FYI: I pee in the shower too but only to conserve water! (ok, ya…right…whatever!) Here’s another tip to save water…shower with a friend.
Here’s a time saver for you…
Take a dump immediately before showering.
Do not wipe – well, okay, one swipe to remove most of the anal detritus, but no second sweep (or ‘polish’ as it’s known)
Jump into the shower
Hose yourself off…
Hey, it all goes down the same drain right..?
Another benefit to peeing in the shower – you can give yourself a golden shower…
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahhahaha
Gibbo, that’s a pretty intense visual (the golden shower part). My life will never be the same again
golden shower. yuck bro, yuck.
So dumb post and poll, but awesome comments!
Of course I pee in the shower! I do it all the time! It saves water, saves time, and it feels good as well
I’m pretty sure that most people do it, only some won’t admit it
From what I understand from my girlfriend, nobody pee’s in the shower.
I’m finding out that they in fact do.
this is really cracking me up. I mean, what’s the big deal really. And what’s the next question?
hmmm
Women – Do You Pee Standing Up In The Shower? or do you squat?
I dunno.
Ya know….they say (who are they anyway?) that urine is very antiseptic and can kill infection. A guy I know had a fungus infection on his foot and his doc told him to pee on his foot everyday. He did and it went away. Has to be your own pee though…..
PS…tried to vote and it would not let me! Maybe that is why people are not voting….it says error on page….
http://www.thinkscapes.com/FoodSupply.html
http://www.thinkscapes.com/FoodSupplyIssues.html
Also, put ‘Erb’ into the search bar on that site (thinkscapes.com)
and read what the author of The Slow Poisoning of America has to say.
And finally, here’s a toast to your health:
http://www.heartlandhealing.com/pages/archive/urine_therapy/index.html
Mary Ann
i just stick with peeing in the bed